So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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