its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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