Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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