every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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