yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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