i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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