Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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