Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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