why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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