Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
