Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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