We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
