Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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