Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
