cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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