..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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