no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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