That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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