He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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