it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize