The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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