DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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