I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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