Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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