hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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