They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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