the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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