Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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