We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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