I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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