I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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