Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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