He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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