Just fell off a train. Bad.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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