You work out of a Hotel?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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