I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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