there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She even gives head with a lisp.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Houston, we have a squirter
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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