I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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