We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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