we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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