idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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