have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
