Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
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I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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