PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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