I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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