how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she pinky promised me she was 18
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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