You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Shame is for Republicans.
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