I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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