I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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