By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just high enough for therapy.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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