You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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