Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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