My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
