Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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