Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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