i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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