If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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