one word: firstdatebathroomanal
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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